HORRIFIC: Man Wakes Up To Find A Massive Crocodile Under The Bed (PHOTOS) This is not a funny matter. I imagine that after waking up to a live crocodile monster under my bed, after realising its not a dream, "the blood of Jesus" will be so loud to break any wall of Jericho! It sounds like the stuff of nightmares - but Guy Whittall woke up to reality of pictured crocodile under his bed which had giant had sneaked into the Humani lodge, Zimbabwe and spent the entire night lying quietly, just fractions beneath an oblivious Mr Whittall. He said: 'The really disconcerting thing about the whole episode is the fact that I was sitting on the edge of the bed that morning, bare foot and just centimetres away from the croc. 'Crocodiles are experts at hiding, that's why they have survived on Earth for so long and why they are the ultimate killers in water. 'They know how to keep quiet and go unnoticed, it's in their nature. 'The crocodile came from the...